Look at Me! I Just Turned 363 months!!!!!!

Wow. I can hardly believe it, but this month, I turn 363 months old!!! I just LOVE being outside with my little friends. It's funny, I used to be able to run really fast, but now, after putting on some "extra poundage", I'm not the quickest guy in the bunch anymore. Too funny. Sometimes, I like to act like I'm still young and spry and play softball. Every now and then, I yell at people to "get it in" and "let's go team!!!". Where DID he learn these things?
So far, I'm having a great time working, but it would be better if I had a job at home :(

Either way, it's great to know that after 363 months, I'm still finding ways to entertain myself. Hooray for me!!!

Sincerely,
Every annoying email you've ever received from someone with a kid