Uh Oh, Jay Z in Trouble Again
Actually, it's Jay Z' grandfather who got busted this time.
Jay-Z's Grandfather Busted With Trunk Full Of Canadian Prescription Drugs
BUFFALO, NY—Tyrone J. Carter, rap artist Jay-Z's 75-year-old grandfather, was arrested Monday for transporting prescription drugs across the Canadian border in the trunk of his 1998 Oldsmobile. "My grandson says I shouldn't have unlocked the trunk unless the cops had a warrant, but what's a man supposed to do?" said Carter, who was busted with more than $1,000 worth of pharmaceutical-grade Diovan, Lipitor, and Lanoxin. "Don't the police have anything better to do than hassle a sick old man? My insurance doesn't cover my pills anymore—I gotta get my heart medicine somewhere." The arresting officers said the pills had a U.S.-pharmacy value of nearly $18,000. (courtesy of the Onion)
posted by Gene Frenkle at 4:39 PM
2 Comments:
Who is Jay-Z and why do I give a crap about his grandfather?
Nikki Sixx
8:17 AM
Nikki,
You ask your question as if you are in your thirties.
Think back, long and hard... to the days of your twenties.
Jay Z = Dr. Dre
Now... doesn't that make things better?
- Burglar
10:28 AM
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