C'mon Down to Oklahoma, Where We'll Shake Your Hand and Fight Your Cock

You gotta love the the down-home charm of Oklahoma and their Senator. They're just super people. Maybe he should try to get a NASCAR race in the state instead if he's looking for income. Or, they could continue to gobble up millions in federal tax dollars to support their state. That would work too. Of course, there's always this solution.

(Following courtesy of Yahoo News)


State Senator Wants Cockfights, with Gloves
Thu Jan 27, 9:01 AM ET
Reuters
OKLAHOMA CITY (Reuters) - An Oklahoma senator hopes to revive cockfighting in the state by putting tiny boxing gloves on the roosters instead of razors.

The Oklahoma legislature outlawed the blood sport in 2002 because of its cruelty to the roosters, which are slashed and pecked to death while human spectators bet on the outcome.
But State Sen. Frank Shurden, a Democrat from Henryetta and a long-time defender of cockfighting, said the ban had wiped out a $100-million business.

To try to revive it, he has proposed that roosters wear little boxing gloves attached to their spurs, as well as lightweight, chicken-sized vests configured with electronic sensors to record hits and help keep score.

"It's like the fencing that you see on the Olympics, you know, where they have little balls on the ends of the swords and the fencers wear vests," said Shurden. "That's the same application that would be applied to the roosters."

Janet Halliburton, president of the Oklahoma Coalition Against Cockfighting, which led the drive for the 2002 law, said Shurden is really seeking to loosen the ban.
"What this is going to do is make a platform for him to continually try to amend the existing ban," Halliburton told The Oklahoman newspaper.

The State Senate will consider Shurden's proposal next month.